(scoffing) plate tectonics;
hi, i'm bobbie. i live in nz and i'm twenty and i make gifs sometimes and if you can name a tv show i probably like it and i ramble loads and this is not an improvement on my last description at all.

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Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?


the free stool with a glass of water on it 

/ via ayoades / originally from bewbin
god is terrific. he dropped a church roof on 34 of his worshippers last wednesday night in texas, while they sang a hymn.

#hannibal / via sarahvernons / originally from ackermanlevi
Behind the scenes of ‘Filibuster’
#aw #parks and rec / via johnskrasinskis / originally from chrisprattings
#8 out of 10 cats / via nataliedormered / originally from katiebishop
#community / via pam-halpert / originally from martilinski

"It fizzes like cherry cola and tingles like kisses on my neck. I think it’s called happiness."

#mmfd / via deathfeathers / originally from kirstendusnt
#veep / via figgs / originally from doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#ben schwartz / via hurwitzs

[kumail nanjiani voice] #butts

#bo burnham #Real / via barackobaema