i just left all this laundry on my bed like eh i’ll do it later but now i have cramps and i don’t want to do it now why do bad things happen to good people
my mum’s boyfriend is just in the next room with the door closed and since he’s been here i’ve just high-pitch laughed excessively while listening to hamish and andy on my ipod and then at almost one am i went out and wrapped a birthday present i hope he’s enjoying his stay in casa de jones
”I’m not entirely sure how I ended up where I am today, in the sense that nobody in my family is an actor. It just happened by mistake.” -Hugh Dancy
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pencilacoustics replied to your post: gorillavid always plays the same ad every time i…
It’s trying to make you curious by being ambiguous, don’t get sucked in. Run. RUN.
i feel like i just realised the call is coming from inside the house
waking up with one of those feeding tubes down your throat is my definition of a nightmare that would be horrific
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trade-babyblues replied to your post: i have this weird memory of being a kid and my mum…
this is so damn cute. i remember whenever my mum tried to pull out from the civic video parking lot, she’d always swear then just one day we’re waiting to go and we just hear james’ tiny four year old voice go ‘…WANKER.’
omfg THAT IS ADORABLE aw james
heartachefeeling replied to your post: i have this weird memory of being a kid and my mum…
oh my god. i wish i had cool stuff like that. all i have was my parents forgetting me at the mall and at my great-nana’s funeral and stupid stuff like that.
i’m sure if you are patient one day a swearing memory will come to you out of nowhere and it will be the best day ever
my mum isn’t home but her boyfriend is coming over to use her laptop this is weird i don’t know him very well
what if he talks to me i don’t like talking to him
