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hi, i'm bobbie. i live in nz and i'm twenty and i make gifs sometimes and if you can name a tv show i probably like it and i ramble loads and this is not an improvement on my last description at all.

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i don’t get why people are like “ugh woman comedians always making jokes about their periods”

like……………. ya. it’s like a perfect storm for comedy. a gross relatable bodily function that we aren’t supposed to talk about????? like fuckin have at it. it would be irresponsible not to make period jokes.

#ungross that period

they say we’re supposed 2 take our cvs to meet w/ supervisors but the supervisor i just emailed isn’t in the country like…….. ok

i mean yay maybe i should just apply for this one so i don’t have to make a cv

#he's like i can carry out a dialogue over email w/ you if you'd like!! #i don't know if i can carry my side of the dialogue #my plan for the meeting was just sit there and make affirmative noises as he spoke

i wanna go talk to a couple project supervisors for summer research scholarships but i’m afraid they’re gonna be like ??? why are you talking to me you have no chance of doing this

#uni is confusing to me in that like #i don't really feel adequate for any of these projects #but at the same time i feel confused and out of depth w/ projects i get As on all the time so like #maybe it doesn't matter #i feel like everyone else has had some secret How To Actually Do Things class at uni that i missed #but i guess that's not true

Mindy Kaling on The Colbert Report (September 15, 2014)

#mindy kaling / via bennetting / originally from kelly-kapoor
#pete holmes #the meltdown #the meltdown with jonah and kumail #* #ph* #2 much time on my hands

jon richardson + a doggie (◕‿◕✿)

#jon richardson #:)) / via my-otps-are-better-than-yours / originally from crystalreeds
#aziz ansari / via orpheusturners / originally from lovelydayslost
#real tears are happening #ben schwartz / via ayoades / originally from rossgellerphd
#omg david #would i lie to you / via zuulie / originally from colourfulmotion

"Some are born with busts, some are born with butts, but whatever makes you feel confident and like loving yourself more, be proud. I’m all for it. ”

#dascha polanco #wow / via ffey / originally from missyperegrym